I know you’re busy. We’re all busy, but before you jump into murky Lake Matrimony we need details about you for our database. Please complete the form below as best you can. There are no wrong answers, so relax and get on with it!
What's your full name?
What's your nickname?
What's your cat's name?
What's your cat's nickname?
What year were you born?
Where were you born?
Where have you lived?
Do you have brothers or sisters?
Who will be in attendance at your wedding (names and relation)?
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Now let's talk about your relationship.
How long have you known each other?
How long have you dated each other?
When did you know the other was 'the one'?
What's your favorite thing about the love of your life?
What needs work?
What do you think marriage means?
Will anything change in your relationship after next week?
How long do you give this?
Six months tops.Nine years (national average)Eternity
SRT (Standard Relationship Test)
There are no wrong answers.
It's almost midnight, but there are 30 minutes left in a good movie. You get up from the couch to get a snack. In the kitchen the only thing you find is a single cashew-caramel-chocolate cluster. Choose one:
You offer it to the love of your life.You cut it in half and share it.You eat it in the kitchen and hide the package.
You get another kitten, but this one has a black circle around one eye. You want to call it Cap'n Kitty, but the love of your life wants to call it Gretchen. Choose one:
You say 'Gretchen?! I love it!'You say, 'People will call it Gretch. Do you want that?'You secretly whisper Cap'n Kitty whenever you feed it so it only comes when you call.
You're flying over desolate Alaska when the little plane sputters and the pilot jumps out leaving just one parachute. You, the love of your life, and Mother Teresa of Calcutta have just moments to decide who gets the chute. Choose one:
Mother Teresa deserves to continue her noble work saving children. Give her the chute.Who's Mother Teresa? Let me help you put this on, love of my life.Stay with the plane. I'll parachute down and run for help.
That's it! We've collected enough information for our software to accurately determine if you're a perfect match. Expect results in four to six weeks.