I know you’re busy. We’re all busy, but before you jump into murky Lake Matrimony we need details about you for our database. Please complete the form below as best you can. There are no wrong answers, so relax and get on with it!

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    Now let's talk about your relationship.

    How long do you give this?

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    SRT (Standard Relationship Test)
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    It's almost midnight, but there are 30 minutes left in a good movie. You get up from the couch to get a snack. In the kitchen the only thing you find is a single cashew-caramel-chocolate cluster. Choose one:

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    You get another kitten, but this one has a black circle around one eye. You want to call it Cap'n Kitty, but the love of your life wants to call it Gretchen. Choose one:

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    You're flying over desolate Alaska when the little plane sputters and the pilot jumps out leaving just one parachute. You, the love of your life, and Mother Teresa of Calcutta have just moments to decide who gets the chute. Above the whistling freefall, you shout:

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    That's it! We've collected enough information for our software to accurately determine if you're a perfect match. Expect results in four to six weeks.